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2010 | 1 month ago “I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine, smiling next to Oprah and the Queen.”
~ Travie McCoy “Billionnaire”
Simply Shenae
We're all going straight to hell, and I'm driving the bus...get your souls ready.
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2010 | 1 month ago 0 | Uploaded on June, 8,
2010 | 1 month ago
Hold my hand while you cut me down. It’d only just begun but now it’s over now…I should have known…Tired by Adele
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2010 | 1 month ago - BFF: OMG... Man boobs!
- Me: does a big dick make up for the fact that he has man boobs?
- BFF: And when were you dating one of the BEATLES?? Lennon anyone?!?!
- Me: lmao...bff#2 is cracking up right now
- BFF: Seriously...you are better off without that...Oh, and have another beer, baby, cuz the last one didn't make it to your gut yet! One of these days, he's not going to be able to see that dick when he looks down cuz the guts gonna be in the way... regardless of how big it is.
- Me: aww bff, you made me cry! I love it!
- BFF: that's what best friends are for...and for alibiis! LOL! Have a good night!
- Me: good night!
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2010 | 2 months ago And I know that it’s complicated, but I’m a loser in love so baby, raise a glass to mend all the broken hearts of all my wrecked up friends…Speechless by Lady Gaga
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2010 | 2 months ago
“ So, um, how about a drink at my place? Totally innocent, no funny business…just full sex.
Daniel Cleaver from Bridget Jones’s Diary
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2010 | 2 months ago Happy Mother’s Day, motherfuckers. Betty White said it, I didn’t.
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2010 | 3 months ago
“ When your body looks like a dirt bag’s binder from the 7th grade metal shop, it doesn’t bode well for your character
Tina Fey on SNL describing Bombshell McGee
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2010 | 4 months ago
“ Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they’ve had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon.
Anonymous
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2010 | 5 months ago
My horoscope for today is prompting me to write more…
“It’s time for you to move beyond any logical concerns you have about your creative abilities and just let your natural talent take over. This may require a higher level of trust than you’ve previously attained, but with five planets in your 5th House of Self-Expression, the only thing that can hold you back is your fear of success. You have the vision and the ingenuity, so get out of your own way and let it flow.”
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2010 | 6 months ago
“ I’m a human being, goddamn it. My life has value.
Howard Beale from the movie Network
